Umorismo nerd :)

[laura_s]

OK, domani quando tutto è passato vi mando uno snapshot. Così tanto perché mi piacciono le situazioni che poi si risolvono.

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[laura_s]

Ecco qui lo snapshot. Aguzzate la vista come per la Settimana Enigmistica e rilevate le differenze.



l

[Honeymoon]

Infatti mi chiedevo che cacchio fosse quel "ayyildiz team"!



Ecco, vista la mia propensione alle gaffes, come minimo quella scritta sta lì da sempre e io non me ne sono mai accorta prima di ieri.


Ditemi che non ho commesso la solita gaffe!

[liberliber]

nono, come vedi è già stata cambiata

[YowlYY]

Umorismo pomeridiano - ve lo copio cosi come l'ho ricevuto

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages.

Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only three lines, 17 syllables: five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, five in the third.

Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity - the essence of Zen:


>> ------------------------------------------<<
Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.
>>-------------------------------------------<<

The Website you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

>> -------------------------------------------<<

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

>>--------------------------------------------<<

Program aborting:

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask far too much.

>>--------------------------------------------<<

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

>>--------------------------------------------<<

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

>> --------------------------------------------<<

First snow, then silence.

This thousand-dollar screen dies

So beautifully.

>> --------------------------------------------<<

With searching comes loss

And the presence of absence:

"My Novel" not found.

>>---------------------------------------------<<

The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao-until

You bring fresh toner.

>> ---------------------------------------------<<

Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.

>>----------------------------------------------<<

A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

>> ----------------------------------------------<<

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

>>----------------------------------------------<<

You step in the stream,

But the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

>>-----------------------------------------------<<

Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

>>-----------------------------------------------<<

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

>> ----------------------------------------------<<

[Tipperary]

[DOTTAZEL]

e io che pensavo che i giapponesi fossero dei tristi stakanovisti privi di senso dell'umorismo.

[sameme]

Grazie, adesso posso continuare a stirare( ) ridendo!

[laura_s]

Moderatamente umoristico, ma alcune voci sono strepitose.



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[zazie]

Più che umorismo nerd è umorismo design, ma vabbè è GENIALE:
http://www.elemanyak.com/chelov.swf

[shandy]

How IT projects really work

[agnul]

Ogni volta che la vedo imito il mio avatar...

[Alliandre]

Fa il paio con l'aria fritta che sto traducendo adesso

[akela]

[shandy]

Una vera miniera di umorismo nerd

Per esempio: Perceptions of milk

[akela]

[akela]

[akela]

[last-unicorn]

Ricevuto oggi con Oceangram:

CompuTech Poetry


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, your system's gonna' hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer 'cause you know it's gonna bomb!

[akela]